(Source: slowlikehoney92, via lezbhonest)

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • i don’t care
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

(via zombitr0n)

tyleroakley:

i-ran-over-oprah:

thanks that’s exactly what i meant

what a prestigious title

Bae: babe come over
Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven
Bae: my parents aren't home
Me: I literally just put them in the oven

soulpunchftw:

buzzfeedgeeky:

ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW

Adventure Time demonstrates a clearer understanding of morality than 98% of the world’s adult population

(Source: thespookymissioner, via tyleroakley)

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

this sounds like what my mother said i did to her

The animal kingdom usually has a really fucked up circle of life for parents. Be glad you’re not an octopus

(Source: malformalady, via tyleroakley)

thesylverlining:

i feel like i am watching a magical girl transformation

(via mydrunkkitchen)

kelly1mc:

lamapalooza:

ellendegeneres:

That’s one way to handle the heat.

Ellen: “….kay”

I’m never gonna get over Ellen’s face

Ellen’s like “I’m sorry I asked”

(via lezbhonest)

meaganfanart:

broccoleafveins:

See the full footage here: Winston (kitty) takes care of Zeke (puppy) 

 
"Zeke just got home from the vet — being allergic to certain grasses, he broke out in hives and they gave him steroid and benadryl shots. This is Winston, loving and taking care of him"

A cats purr vibrates at a frequency that promotes bone health and aids in healing. So the kitty is probably trying to purr him better.

(via petitedino)